Monthly Archives: May 2011

Day Fifteen

3rd October 2007 – Bristol Louisiana Or “I got a right to be hostile. My people been persecuted.” Or “Get me a dog, I want to read him a story” I woke in the morning to a phone call from … Continue reading

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Day Sixteen

4th October 2007 – Cardiff Barfly Or “I hope you don’t like cock, ‘cos I like you.”   Gareth had to go to work so we dragged ourselves from the various sofas we had slept on and went to the … Continue reading

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Day Seventeen

5th October 2007 – Swansea Sin City Or “I fuck hard and I cry hard”   Grant and I woke in the back of the van. We fucking stank. Thankfully, while sleeping in the flat for Grant and I had … Continue reading

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Day Eighteen

8th October 2007 – Southend Chinnery’s Or “Data entry.” 8th October 2007: I’m sure you’re all aware of the significance of this date. At the time this was the Official Third Most Exciting Day Of My Life: it was the … Continue reading

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Day Nineteen

9th October 2007 – Guildford Boiler Room Or “Meh.”     I was sat at work feeling fucking shattered, bored stiff and itching to go rejoin the tour. In my head I imagined the funtimes the others would be having in … Continue reading

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I got bored of rock in 1988.

2003-2004 Or “I got bored of rock in 1988.”   Part one: in which a seemingly absurd suggestion and a clash of egos resolves that whole singer problem.   The exact wording has been lost in the mists of time, … Continue reading

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Day Twenty & Day Twenty One

10th October 2007 – Brighton Barfly Or A vintage night for quotes: “There’s nothing you can’t do with Bonjela, but don’t put Savlon in your mouth.” “You’re going to fucking get it, big boy.” “Sexual harassment panda.” “All the heat … Continue reading

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